December 2009
36 posts
Ah, the Taiwanese... →
I feel like I totally missed this in the first wave of Tiger news, but hey, I can still perpetuate it!
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St.Augustine elevator watch None of the cute girls go up in this effing elevator. None of them go up to the stacks tho for that matter..
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St.Augustine elevator watch NOBODY PUSHED THIS FLOOR DAMNIT!
Jude Law Approves →
Fear of Cooties Strikes Columbia Community
With the new legislation allowing Columbia University Sophmores-Seniors to dorm with opposite-sex members of the community, fears have been sneaking up of a new outbreak of the Cooties within the Ivy League school’s Harlem seat.
As you may well remember (or may be experiencing now, depending on your level of education), Cooties is a wave of pestilence that has been...
If you don't move, the NYPD will MAKE you move.... →
If the police state really was so terrible, they wouldn’t have allowed the guy with the camera to record their faces and inside the station. Only problem; why didn’t they get the other asshole in the mask? Only time will tell…
Enough of the D'Angelo Bullsh*t
Okay, so you mean to tell me that the D’Angelos spent $3 million on that fancy new student center (which is pretty damn impressive, btw), but they couldn’t spend $20, let alone 10 minutes, on a little pizzaz for the opening? Carolers? Great. Gospel Choir? Well played. Father Harrington? Adorable. But none of that works if nobody knows what the fuck is happening. The opening was...
Why I don't subscribe to "Naw-dah-meen?" (edit)
Okay, I just hit the unfortunately placed “page back” button on my Lenovo, and it completely wiped what I was typing. Elsewise, you ppl would’ve gotten an ill-ass new post in your feeds, that I’m sure you’d be eager to read. Suffices to say, no, I have no CLUE what you’re talking about, and I could totally give a fuck that you’re from Saudi Arabia. Stop...
St.Augustine elevator watch (part 1): Hold the fuck on; that sh*t goes up with the door open?!
“En la avenida larga y lujosa
como una frase de Proust
el brusco baño de...”
– Eduardo Mitre
Free Coffee. Damn it.
Somebody’d better come with me to SWEETLEAF in LIC sometime this week to get free fucking coffee. I know some of you may in fact find this funny, like: “Haw haw, I never go to do sh*t with Andre anyway.” Or you might just be plain lazy: “But Long Island City is so hard to get to… and I have a final in two weeks that I have to study for every hour of every day (in...
Where's the Priory of Sion when you need them? →
Agreed. Catholics rule =)
Erik Satie. New York.
I like party blogs (part 3 - Finale) →
I like party blogs (part 2) →
I like party blogs. →
Animal New York: Special Report →
The quote at the bottom. I totally agree.
WatchOkay, okay, watch this dude at 1:15!
“Fijar su gracia elocuente
como el fuego y el agua.
Y atravesarlas como un...”
– Eduardo Mitre
A morning, a greeting.
Today I woke up empty headed (with empty thoughts and ideas). The clock read a time, but it only stayed with me for a second. I picked up my phone to check my messages. Fourteen new texts. I squirmed around in my sheets. The soft cushion of to-do-ness pressed warmly against me. Four papers to type, and I was a mess. I turned, stuck between tasks.