Okay, so you mean to tell me that the D’Angelos spent $3 million on that fancy new student center (which is pretty damn impressive, btw), but they couldn’t spend $20, let alone 10 minutes, on a little pizzaz for the opening? Carolers? Great. Gospel Choir? Well played. Father Harrington? Adorable. But none of that works if nobody knows what the fuck is happening. The opening was supposed to start at 11:45, which it did I guess. If you can call it a start when four random-ass carolers mozy on stage and start their own thing without a mic and without introduction. Then, after that ordeal, the Gospel Choir came up without an actual bass player, which pisses me off in a wholly different way. And “host” dude: when you’re introducing the benefactors and stage party, please give the mascot proper credit. That way, people won’t still be cheering for him, and completely ignore the anti-climactic cutting of the ribbon. STOP IT STJ! You’re better than this! Or at least you have the money to be…